And needs a bleeding rectum to match the shitstains on his ugly face.
He just now had the gall to let me know that the trash bins are filling up before the end of the week. Okay, what am I supposed to do, not throw my trash and recycling out? As it is (and hello idiot, I know they’re filling up!), I sometimes wait until trash day, after the bins have been emptied, to put some of my trash and recycling out. So, to put it mildly, fuck you.
I’m not sure how or why they’re filling up so quickly, but to my mind, a responsible, common-courtesy-type landlord would, instead of blaming the problem on his tenant, contact waste management to — hold onto your hats, folks — request bigger bins.
Dipshit.
Fucking really? Yes, really. They exist still. I ran into one these incredible douchebags today, unknowningly having a beer with him until the current election began to be discussed.
To give you an idea of the level of ignorance of someone who still supports Bush, he believed that Obama was a Muslim for thirty years and only became Christian for the election, and that this was not only true but also an evil thing to be, and that Obama wanted to do away with the military entirely to please other countries.
It was at this point that I felt something in my head break, a funny tingling movement like throwing your back out of alignment. I no longer wanted to be a polite liberal. I wanted to foam at the mouth and be a ranting crazy godless aborting fag lover.
Instead I semi-cogently explained that what he was saying about Obama was untrue, and he obviously had no information on the subject, but was simply repeating something he had heard someone say.
Then he brought up Bush. Specifically, that people blame him for everything that’s wrong that’s not his fault, like the Iraq war.
He shouldn’t have said that. It made it personal.
And here is how true astoundingly ignorant you have to be to still love George Bush. It was worse than trying to argue with Bill O’Reilly. He couldn’t answer a single question, but instead would make random blanket crazy statements like “The Iraqis want us there.” And then would get really angry and put words in my mouth that I had never said. At one point he honestly said, “I can’t argue you because you refute everything I say with facts,” without any intentional irony.
After a few rounds of rational, information based, reasonable questions and statements, I just got pissed. That’s what someone who still loves George Bush will do to you. They’ll turn you into the only thing they can understand: a loud idiot.
I got so fucking angry. I finally ended up calling him a fucking retard. At least he understood that. He got really quiet and stared at me across the table like he was going to come across it.
I really ruined the post finals party.
Later I thought of a great line to make him swing at me, the kind of line I can only ever think of after the fact: It’s going to be really embarrassing to get your ass kicked by a liberal. Well, I wanted to add “you fucking douchebag,” but that probably makes it less cool.
He made me so pissed, I could blog.