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My landlord’s husband sucks hard

And needs a bleeding rectum to match the shitstains on his ugly face.

He just now had the gall to let me know that the trash bins are filling up before the end of the week. Okay, what am I supposed to do, not throw my trash and recycling out? As it is (and hello idiot, I know they’re filling up!), I sometimes wait until trash day, after the bins have been emptied, to put some of my trash and recycling out. So, to put it mildly, fuck you.

I’m not sure how or why they’re filling up so quickly, but to my mind, a responsible, common-courtesy-type landlord would, instead of blaming the problem on his tenant, contact waste management to — hold onto your hats, folks — request bigger bins.

Dipshit.

Fucking Berkeley

They did it. They gave me my fucking administrative review. And the dumb city of Berkeley wasn’t cool enough to lower the exorbitant fine imposed on me for the horrendous crime of temporarily parking in a bus stop big enough for two full-length buses.

I’m totally writing them a letter informing them of my intent to boycott the city, and to ask my friends to do the same when possible, to deprive them of the same $250 in tax revenue they’re getting from this completely unjust levying of a fine.

It was your choice, Berkeley. This shit is so on.

Suck it, Berkeley

About a month ago, an uppity Berkeley cop gave me a ticket for parking in a bus stop. I needed to run to an ATM in downtown, and so I pulled the car as far forward in the stop (easily big enough for two buses) as possible, put on my hazards, and ran to the ATM. I was there no longer than five minutes, during which time I only saw one bus come and go. It seemingly had no problem with my car.

When I came back to the car, I saw that the cop had pulled up behind the car. He got out as I approached and saw me, asked if it was my car, and, without saying another word or asking for an explanation, he handed me a citation and got back in his car.

So I sent a letter a few days later requesting administrative review, as the fine was exorbitant ($250). But, as it’s now been three weeks since I sent my request, I thought I’d check in with them today.

They had no record of having received my letter. ARGH!?! AND, they claim to have sent me a late notice more than a week ago, which I haven’t received.
Why is that these bureaucratic institutions are always the worst with paperwork, administration, and dealing with the public? I mean, all those things are inherent in the job. You’d think they’d be pros at it by now.